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Anonymous Male:

I just want a girl I can call my own. One who would enjoy a romantic dinner at Denny's, an evening out at a monster truck rally show, one who isn't uncomfortable farting in front of me, and one who can enjoy a quiet night in at home watching CBS or FOX while sipping on a miller lite and sharing some funions.

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 Redneck Female About 4 months ago  
OMG it's Funyuns! OMG the world is crashing down around me!

But seriously, Miller Lite is gross.

 ARandomGuy About 4 months ago  
REDNECKS FTW!!! Good luck, bro.

 Anonymous About 5 months ago  
Hahaha, sounds just about perfect for me.

 Anonymous About 6 months ago  
my e-mail is kaseyk81@yahoo.com...I'm a 28 yr old female from MI

 Anonymous About 6 months ago  
as long as you think a romantic dinner at denny's is what romance is dude, you will be wacking it the rest of your life!

 oh jesus About 6 months ago  
ahahaha hillbilly at its best

 Denim About 6 months ago  
I fucking left when I read "romantic dinner at denny's" HAHAAHAHAHA

 Anonymous About 6 months ago  
amazing.

 joe About 7 months ago  
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fuck yah!!

 Anonymous About 7 months ago  
Don't lose hope man. I know at least five girls (other than myself) that are like that. There's more of us out there than people think. Keep looking! :D

 Viola About 8 months ago  
This actually reminds me of a friend of mine who likes all of the above activities... unlike me ha. Believe it or not, there are girls out there like that.

 Oliver About 8 months ago  
Hahahahaha xD Redneck.

 ZombieSkaii. About 8 months ago  
..oh my god you're a redneck. EWW.

 Anonymous About 8 months ago  
I am exactly like this, hahaha.

 Anonymous About 8 months ago  
Good luck with finding a girl then, as you drink shit beer and watch shit TV. Are you sure you're not looking for a man?

 Mattack About 8 months ago  
your not the only one but I have found a girl (but were not exactly dating) , I used to think the same so yeah like mint said love will find a way.

 mint About 8 months ago  
loove will find a way.

 Anonymous About 8 months ago  
I think my mom would like you for sure!

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