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Anonymous Male:

I once convinced a girl to have sex with me because, i played the "i have a small dick and will never get laid" card. I've been using that same excuse to get laid with girls and it works for some strange reason

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 Jonathon Hardie About 2 weeks ago  
I tired to use the "I have a chode card"... it didn't work :'(

 iheardyousay About 4 months ago  
You use the truth to get laid? Good for you :')

 Anonymous About 6 months ago  
surely that's the best way to go about it if you find it hard to pull, play the pity card. sorted

 SoftBoner About 7 months ago  
Acting like a retard and a fag works as well.

 Anonymous About 7 months ago  
High Five!!!!!!!!

 Anonymous About 7 months ago  
Your my idol rep it

 FearItsSelf About 7 months ago  
Lol, wow man seriously dont lie about your dick size somechicks will prolly get pissed and cut the fucking thing off ya stupid bastard

 Anonymous About 7 months ago  
Sicko.

 misty About 7 months ago  
WOW! you are a lil sicko! that is hurtful and i truly dont feel bad for ur sick ass.i hope you get some help, u need it REAL bad.

 Anonymous About 7 months ago  
Ptiy fucks are always shit. Man up!

 Anonymous About 7 months ago  
wow thats so low, if you have to lie to get someone to sleep with you then i personallly think you are no better then a piece of trash, harsh yes i know but its the truth, so stop lying and find someone who loves you and your little dick u sick ......................

 Anonymous About 7 months ago  
Yeah, because pity fucks are full of win

 Anonymous About 7 months ago  
Small dicked bastard

 ZombieSkaii. About 7 months ago  
o,O... so, you basically have to crawl around telling girls you have a small dick to get laid? Fucking pathetic. this is why I'm so close to being a lesbian.

 mint About 7 months ago  
awesum.

 spanky About 7 months ago  
I would have sEX wit yew to:) but you wouldn't have to lie!

 Anonymous About 7 months ago  
Do they concur with your measurement?

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