Anonymous Male:
I once convinced a girl to have sex with me because, i played the "i have a small dick and will never get laid" card. I've been using that same excuse to get laid with girls and it works for some strange reason
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| Anonymous | About 6 months ago | ||
| surely that's the best way to go about it if you find it hard to pull, play the pity card. sorted | |||
| FearItsSelf | About 7 months ago | ||
| Lol, wow man seriously dont lie about your dick size somechicks will prolly get pissed and cut the fucking thing off ya stupid bastard | |||
| misty | About 7 months ago | ||
| WOW! you are a lil sicko! that is hurtful and i truly dont feel bad for ur sick ass.i hope you get some help, u need it REAL bad. | |||
| ZombieSkaii. | About 7 months ago | ||
| o,O... so, you basically have to crawl around telling girls you have a small dick to get laid? Fucking pathetic. this is why I'm so close to being a lesbian. | |||