Anonymous Female:

You know how sometimes there are those gross monster poops in public toilets that make you think "who doesn't fucking flush a toilet!?"
... I left one today, while at school. Just because I can.

I secretly hoped for a girl in any of my classes to go in there, see it, get disgusted, and then come back and laugh about it amongst her friends while I eavesdropped and giggled to myself at their reactions. Didn't happen though =(