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Anonymous Male:

Sometimes, if my eyes are ever dry & blurry, and I don't have any Visine nearby... I'll activate my gag reflex by sticking my finger deep in my mouth so that my eyes water. Works every time! It's amazing how clear I can see with some natural tears. Much cheaper, too!

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 Anonymous About 4 months ago  
you have more germs in your mouth then almost anywhere else in your body, thats fucking gross

 Anonymous About 6 months ago  
-.- dork

 Anonymous About 6 months ago  
This is a pretty lame confession.

 Anonymous About 6 months ago  
Some jewish people (particularly Askenazi\'s) lack tear and sweat ducts. You may have this condition, forget the name though.

 Rofl About 6 months ago  
Perhaps everyone below me and above me on these comments page is gay

 Anonymous About 6 months ago  
And why don't you just blink?

 Bacon&Eggs About 7 months ago  
Well, maybeeeeeee he does like things down his throat! That doesn't make him gay, mayn.

 Anonymous About 7 months ago  
urm, 'retard' below, neither of these things would point to being homo in the slightest. if they were, they would both have no gag reflex and a finger up their ass wouldnt make their eyes well up. maybe their fist, but thats a different story.

 RetardedVagj About 7 months ago  
Dude, I like putting my finger up my Anus When My Eyes Get Blurry, Makes me tear up real good. <- Same thing as shuving your finger down your throat ((HOMO) Get a Job)

 CoolDog About 7 months ago  
You could just force a yawn you retard. I think you just like things forced down your throat.

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