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Anonymous Female:

this is going to be kinda long but its kinda funny

me and my friend went to a mall. we were going up the elevator when i felt like i had to fart. i was about to push it out when i realized it was poo. we were about to reach the top floor when i felt like i couldnt hold it. when we got out of the elevator i told my friend "can we go to the bathroom?" she said sure and we started walking. the bathroom was kinda far from where we were.when we finally reached the bathroom she came in with me (not into the stall) the worst part was there wasnt anyone else in the bathroom so there wasnt alot of noise to block out the sounds of me going poo. i got nervous and said "umm..you dont have to stay in here if you dont want to" hoping she would get the hint "no im fine'" she said. i didnt want her to hear me pooping so i preteded i got a phone call an hd a fake conversation with my mom while the poo was coming out. turns out i was constipated and it was kinda taking a long time. the dang poo wldnt come out of my butt. i heard my friend walk out of the bathroom and was relieved but the poo still wouldnt come out.

my friend came back into the bathroom and said "are you done yet?" in a joking voice. "yeah almost" i said in a joking voice back i decided to give up and i walked out of the bathroom with a poo stuck in my butt hole. we continued to walk around the mall and it got more and more uncomfortable it was like walking around with a tampon stuck up my butt i couldnt go back to the bathroom bc then she would have known something was up. i texted my mom to pick us up and told my friend my mom had to pick us up early. we got to her car and i had to sit on my poo. it was the worst feeling ever. we had to drop her off first and when we got to my house i casually walked to the bathroom i sat there for about ten minutes when it finally came out. it was the smelliest poop i had ever smelled. it was like diarhea but it was hard coming out of my butt hole. it hurt sooooo badd because it was so hard and wide the skid marks on my underwear were so bad i had to throw them away.....worst poop ever

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 Becky About 2 weeks ago  
Haha, awh i feel your pain!!! (the embarrassment, not the poop!)

 Anonymous git About 3 weeks ago  
lmao to tony almeida's poster :P

 Anonymous About a month ago  
Lol Lol Lol Lol

 :D About a month ago  
:D monster poopie

 Anonymous About a month ago  
Hahh damn bet that sucked

 herb of whores About a month ago  
LOL

 Anonymous About a month ago  
This totally happened to me too one time, normally I don't make very big poops but I was trying to push one out that was the size of a small football cause I was severely constipated and it cam out in little pieces but some of it wouldn't come out after hours of being constipated so instead of going to the emergency room I just stuck my hand up there and pulled it out, it was the most horrible poop ever!! Afterwords I washed my hands and ate apple pie. It was the best damn pie ever and I totally deserved it.

 Anonymous About a month ago  
http://thehomo.org/TheHomo.jpg You mean it felt like what this guy has up his ass?

 ARandomGuy About a month ago  
Ahaha!!! This made my day.

Try eating better? I don't know.

 :) About a month ago  
jizz in my pants

 Denim About a month ago  
@Tony Almeida: lol Tony..

This confession is funny yo. xD

 ARandomGirl About a month ago  
LAWL.

 FlESTYGREENEYES About a month ago  
Damn I feel bad for you :( But, try being constipated for a whole week then shitting out a school bus. THAT is pure hell.

 edward the confessor About a month ago  
wow

 troy About a month ago  
classy chick

 MW About a month ago  
Big ones can be painful but I find it's a lot better if you kinda clench your ring a bit so it's open but wont open to much and then force the crap through that as hard as you can. It will narrow to get though and your anus won't bust.

 leNoobe About a month ago  
this is gross but funny

 Anonymous About a month ago  
@Tony Almeida: Whats up with you and poop? .. And this is disgusting ..

 Tony Almeida About a month ago  
...funny??



Sarah, if you wrote this.... I swear, I'm coming over and kidnapping you so I can always know of your pooping issues. I'd love to watch you walk funny while you're holding a poop!

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