Anonymous Female:
this is going to be kinda long but its kinda funny
me and my friend went to a mall. we were going up the elevator when i felt like i had to fart. i was about to push it out when i realized it was poo. we were about to reach the top floor when i felt like i couldnt hold it. when we got out of the elevator i told my friend "can we go to the bathroom?" she said sure and we started walking. the bathroom was kinda far from where we were.when we finally reached the bathroom she came in with me (not into the stall) the worst part was there wasnt anyone else in the bathroom so there wasnt alot of noise to block out the sounds of me going poo. i got nervous and said "umm..you dont have to stay in here if you dont want to" hoping she would get the hint "no im fine'" she said. i didnt want her to hear me pooping so i preteded i got a phone call an hd a fake conversation with my mom while the poo was coming out. turns out i was constipated and it was kinda taking a long time. the dang poo wldnt come out of my butt. i heard my friend walk out of the bathroom and was relieved but the poo still wouldnt come out.
my friend came back into the bathroom and said "are you done yet?" in a joking voice. "yeah almost" i said in a joking voice back i decided to give up and i walked out of the bathroom with a poo stuck in my butt hole. we continued to walk around the mall and it got more and more uncomfortable it was like walking around with a tampon stuck up my butt i couldnt go back to the bathroom bc then she would have known something was up. i texted my mom to pick us up and told my friend my mom had to pick us up early. we got to her car and i had to sit on my poo. it was the worst feeling ever. we had to drop her off first and when we got to my house i casually walked to the bathroom i sat there for about ten minutes when it finally came out. it was the smelliest poop i had ever smelled. it was like diarhea but it was hard coming out of my butt hole. it hurt sooooo badd because it was so hard and wide the skid marks on my underwear were so bad i had to throw them away.....worst poop ever
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| Anonymous | About a month ago | ||
| http://thehomo.org/TheHomo.jpg You mean it felt like what this guy has up his ass? | |||
| FlESTYGREENEYES | About a month ago | ||
| Damn I feel bad for you :( But, try being constipated for a whole week then shitting out a school bus. THAT is pure hell. | |||