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About a week ago, I made a promise to have a kid with one of my friends if she didn't have one by her 25th birthday (she's 20 now, and I'm 19). Now heres the thing, I always keep my promises...or atleast try my hardest to, but I'm not sure how my girlfriend would react if I told her what promise I had made. I think I may have made one of the biggest mistakes in my life by promising that, but I cant just willingly break it. I have barely had any sleep since I made it, and I can't stop thinking about it...it's starting to drive me insane.

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 Anonymous About a month ago  
Are you sure that you have the balls needed to impregnate a woman in the first place? Seriously dude, quite being a whiny douche. What 19 year old male means half of what they "promise" anyway?

 Mr. Hit her About a month ago  
I could shit in your face and i would sleep like a baby

 pixiedust About a month ago  
Are you kidding me? Really losing sleep over this? Wow

 ARandomGuy About a month ago  
@Anonymous: Turkey Baster and the cup is from Shane Dawson. Don't copy him. XD

 Anonymous About a month ago  
Also Ps. the reason I thought you felt that way is because your afraid to break up with your girlfriend.

 Anonymous About a month ago  
Just jizz in a cup and tell her to use a turkey baster... this way it's a win win nobody has to know you donated spermies and your girlfriend won't get mad if you didn't have any sex with her..

I think this is just an excuse your making for yourself so you can have sex with your friend and get away without consequences when it comes to the girlfriend. I also think you want an easy out from the relationship and so your using this as an excuse.

 Anonymous About a month ago  
Bloody hell Mr you sound like a right nerd, lol you cant sleep over that you probably wont even know her in 5 years you douche bag

 anonymous About a month ago  
artificial insemination, you keep your promise without being responsible for the child, and you can't get in trouble for having sex with her.

 Who me About a month ago  
I don't understand what you promised her.

 Anonymous About a month ago  
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in five years you will a new girlfriend....they never last more than a year...if they do you are pussy brain....who cares what a girlfriend thinks

 Denim About a month ago  
When she gets to 25 and you bring this up, I'm almost definite that she'll say it was a joke. o.O;

 ARandomGirl About a month ago  
The fuck is wrong with you? I mean if you and the gf break up before you fullfill your promise then it's a litlle less stupid but still....The fuck is wrong with you?

 Anonymous About a month ago  
Get a vasectomy and shag away mate! She don't need to know!

 ARandomGuy About a month ago  
Dude. Why. Why would you make that kind of promise? That's not right! I mean it's great that you want to help your friend and all, but.. No. Just, no.

 Anonymous About a month ago  
& Why would you promise her that in the first place ??

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