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Anonymous Male:

I always find myself taking a shit whenever a friend texts me "whatcha doin?" So I always tell them "relaxing". This happens EVERY. Time I take a shit.

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 MrAwesome About a month ago  
I just tell them I'm taking a shit.

 The tall guy About a month ago  
Just tell them what you are doing and say it's goin great

 Mr. Hit her About a month ago  
cool story, bro

 Anonymous 24 About a month ago  
you should tell your friend next time your takin a shit and he/she asks that.
that "your thinking of them"

 pixiedust About a month ago  
At least you are not constipated. Yay!

 AttackOfMyLadyLumps About a month ago  
lol me to but ill feel wierd if i text back so i just wait till i'm done :P

 Anonymous About a month ago  
LMAO! best confession ever.

 SHIT About a month ago  
i think you'll find its me that takes you, fuckin dozey smelly lump you are

 Kaney About a month ago  
Hahah nice.

 Denim About a month ago  
LOL "Relaxing.."

 ARandomGirl About a month ago  
I don't take my cellphone to the bathroom when I'm taking a shit. That's my personal time.

 mint About a month ago  
LOL :D

 Anonymous About a month ago  
SAME HERE.

 Anonymous About a month ago  
She porbably spies on you ..

 anonymous About a month ago  
Wow congrats!

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