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     'Twas the night before college.

FB, you yellowbelly!

     ok???

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     I can concievably understand how a drag car (rail car) can withstand the extreme torsional output of its engine upon the chassis of the vehicle being only run in a straight line... how does the Bugatti Veyron conquer the torsional forces of the w-16 during cornering? Also, what effects does a vehicle incurr regarding the constant gyroscopical force of the engine?

     You can or can't understand?

Anyway, what a great thoughtful question. Honestly, I have no idea. You definitely have a keen understanding of the car already; therefore, it's unlikely I'll be able to explain something to you in which I know nothing about.

Have you read this page?
http://auto.howstuffworks.com/bugatti.htm

It explains all about it. I suggest you give that a read if you haven't yet.

Sorry I couldn't help more.

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     Hawoareyoufb?It'sthefirsttimetome.Iwanttoaskyouabouttheplane(b52)why the u.s.a madthisplane?

     Whyareyoutypinglikethis?

Anyway, I'm excellent, thank you for asking.

Basically, the United States wanted a bomber "capable of carrying out strategic missions without dependence upon advanced and intermediate bases controlled by other countries."

"The aircraft was to have a crew of five plus turret gunners, and a six-man relief crew. It had to cruise at 300 Miles per hour (240 kn, 480 km/h) at 34,000 feet (10,400 m) with a combat radius of 5,000 statute miles (4,300 nmi, 8,000 km). The armament was to consist of an unspecified number of 20 mm cannon and 10,000 pounds (4,500 kg) of bombs. On 13 February 1946, the Air Force issued bid invitations for these specifications, with Boeing, Consolidated Aircraft, and Glenn L. Martin Company submitting proposals."

"On 5 June 1946, Boeing's Model 462, a straight-wing aircraft powered by six Wright T35 turboprops with a gross weight of 360,000 pounds (160,000 kg) and combat radius of 3,110 statute miles (2,700 nmi, 5,010 km), was declared the winner."

Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B-52_Stratofortress

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     Hey, FB, how are you? Is that picture of George Bush really him? If it is really him did you use a special program to put the Ask FB site on his screen?

     Heyya,

I'm great, thanks!

Yes, the picture on the fans page is really George W. Bush. I edited his computer screen using Photoshop.

With a little practice and the right software, it's not hard to do.

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     why sometimes instead of people saying omg they say zomg like wats the 'z' stand for example u used it in this question about the new domain....http://afb.com/questions.php?id=1117 (hope it appears as a link)

     It's often used in a sarcastic manner.

According to Urban Dictionary,
"The 'z' was originally a mistake while attempting to hit the shift key with the left hand, and type 'OMG'"

For the record, I've never used "zomg." That was a test Q&A that you read submitted & answered by the programmer for AFB.com to make sure everything was working correctly.

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     I know you've probably been asked before, but do you know how to check private myspace pages, without becoming someone's friend?

     Not that I know of.

There used to be ways, but currently, I'm not aware of any working exploits. All of them have been fixed.

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     ok...now i understand there's no ending 2 space.....and everything floats.....but lets juss say that one day earth decided 2 fall apart and a piece fell.....i kno it would float but lets juss say it went straight down....where would it end up???? i mean like in the disney movie "nemo" the goggles fell and they thought it was gonna go for ever but in actuality it hit sand.....how would it be in space???

     No, it would not "float." Your question isn't the most logical to begin with, however, anything on earth falling apart (mountains for example) would fall down. Thanks to gravity.

If something fell apart near the ocean, depending on the density, it would either float forever or sink to the ocean bottom.

On the other hand, if something WAS in space already, and broke apart... it would keep floating forever until it came into contact with something else.

First Law of Motion: An object at rest will remain at rest unless acted upon by another force. An object in motion will remain in motion unless acted upon by another force.

Hope this gives you a better understanding.

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     Hey, what's up? I would like to know how much money Bill Gates has in his account? Thanks.

     Howdy,

In March of 2008, Forbes reported that Bill Gates was no longer the richest man in the world. Warren Buffet took the number one spot.

Bill Gates is now worth about $58 billion, ranking him the third richest person in the world.

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     Hey, just like to start by saying that your doign an awesome joB!

1). Which is the best selling video game ever?

2). Which is the best selling console ever?

Thanks mate

     Hey there,

Thank you very much. :)

1. The best selling video game ever was for Gameboy. The game: Pokémon Red, Blue and Green. It sold a total of 20.08 million copies.

2. PlayStation 2 is the best selling console with 140 million units sold.

You're welcome!

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     Hey fb what is the most ridiclous question you have ever received?

     Maybe this one:

http://afb.com/questions.php?id=37

I find it ridiculous whenever someone mistakes this site for a bank, or some entirely different site, even after reading the main page.

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     Where does candle wax go? I mean, it just sort of... Ceases to be there.. If it evaporates, it would eventually condensate, and it doesn't do that... So where does it go?

     "This is because the wax oxidizes (burns) in the flame to yield water and carbon dioxide, which dissipate in the air around the candle, in a reaction which also yields light and heat. Candle wax (paraffin) is composed of chains of connected carbon atoms surrounded by hydrogen atoms. These hydrocarbon molecules can burn completely. First the heat of the flame vaporizes the wax molecules and then they react with the oxygen in the air. As long as the wax doesn't melt away from the flame, the flame will consume it completely and leave no ash or wax residue."

Source: http://chemistry.about.com/od/howthingsworkfaqs/f/candlewax.htm

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     list 10 words that hav the same meaning......

     With this magical tool, http://thesaurus.reference.com , you'll be able to look up more words than you can even think of.

A thesaurus will show you words which have the same meaning.

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     Hi Fb :)

Ive asked you stuff before I think your awesome.
I cant figure out, what military service has more aircraft, the navy or the air force, and what service has more boats/ships the army or navy?
thanks

     Hi there,

Thanks, I love it when people think I'm awesome!

The Navy has more aircraft.

"The army uses a lot of BOATS, as they normally move material short distances. They Navy uses SHIPS, which are designed for long distance, blue water operations."

So while the Army may have more boats, the Navy gets more use out of their ships.

Hope this helps.

Source: http://en.allexperts.com/q/Military-History-669/branch-U-S-military.htm

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     I am in trouble since 7 month .it has to come more two or three month to having a baby from my cunt hole but I am afraid of getting out the baby from my uterus pelvish hole...what could I do for this.

     Request a Cesarean section.

Talk with your doctor. It'll be ok.

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     ok.

1.i am uncircumcised and my gf says that she would prefer circumcised as she has never had an uncircumcised penis before. i was wondering if i could get circumcised at age 15.
2.how much the procedure would cost. i dont care if it almost kills me as long as she feels good.
3.does uncircumsiced feel better for the woman or a circumsiced one feel better for her?

plz respond asap.

     Hi,

1. I would strongly advise you not to do it just because your girlfriend wants you to. If you want it done, it should be for yourself, not because your girlfriend says she'd prefer your penis a certain way. I can't even believe she'd say that.

2. I did a quick search, and people are saying it can cost anywhere from $500 - $2,000. It depends on where you get it done, who does it, and what kind of drugs they give you.

3. Supposedly, an uncircumcised penis feels better for her. It should also be more pleasurable for you versus a circumcised one.

Finally, if you do have the procedure done... you are going to need your parents consent. Also, be forewarned - you will be in a lot of pain for several weeks. And you can't have sex for awhile.

I've answered other circumcision related questions in the past. I recommend you read them:

http://afb.com/questions.php?id=83

http://afb.com/questions.php?id=61

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     ok. simple question.

if you found out that the world was going to explode tomoroow, what do you think would happen, and what would you do?

and i also would like to say that i have asked a total of 141 questions. (so far)

     Wow. That's even more questions than I had thought you asked.

Anyway, if people found out the world was going to end in one day's time, there definitely would be mass hysteria. I'd spend time with my family, of course.

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     Hey fb i was just wonderin wat does soz fully stand for....like i know it means sorry but wat do the o and the z mean?

     Urban Dictionary says it best:

"Nonsensical internet slang term for 'sorry', used by illiterate morons who for some reason substitute a 'z' for 'rry', the latter of which would take an entire quarter of a second to type out."

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     hey there, how are you after my almost 100 questions questing session lol. sorry i just had alot to ask.

anyway its just one simple question this time (THANK THE LORD!!!! )

would it be possible for you to have a spot where you put the most questions asked, and the name of the person who asked that many?

     Hi,

Oh, I'm fine. I'm just recovering from exhaustion. :p

No, it wouldn't be possible with the current setup of the site. It's an idea, though. If I ever have a major update, I'll take it under consideration.

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     ok straight to it.
1.how late do you go on answering peoples questions?
2. what is the longest word in the englsih language?
3. if you combine orange juice and gasoline, do you really get napalm?
4. can one create a fire simply by rubbing somthing long enough, or is there not enough energy and/or heat to start the fire, and keep it going?
5.number five is always getting left out so i thought i wouldnt break tradition. ill use number five to reccommend that you get limewire, as you can download music and movies from it.
6.is there a place i can download games from, that is free and legal. (it doesnt have to be legal i say taht for legal purposes lol)
7.how does one create a site?
8.can one create any site that one wants, or are there restrictions.
9. do you like the government?
10. did bush really ask that? (lol jk)
11.how many people have visited this site, and out of those, how many asked a question or 15?
12. did you know that prodigy was english, like me? lol
13. do you listen to rock? if so id recommend that you listen to, if you dont already, prodigy, system of a down, rammstein,godsmack, three days grace, POD, green day, (not really rock), korn, and disturbed.
14.what would you class as evening?
15.morning?
16. this is not a quesiton, more of a request, i would appreciate it if you could list the exact time of the sunset for the next three days.
17. is there a way one could read whole books online, for free?
18. did you like LOTR? if so, why?
19. what did you think of the seventh harry potter book, if you read it. if not, what is your favourite tv show?
20. why do you not simply send people answers to their mailbox in there emails?
21. how do you get advertizers to sponser your site?
22. do advertizers need a limit of visitors on your site before they sponser you?
23. do you have to be 18 or older to run and own a site, and have paid advertizers on the site.
24. i appreciate your expressing your opinions and give you many kudos for creating this site. <----that was just a random bit of info i thought of. and now the question. when i asked about the 18 military and 21 drinking thing, and you said you wer thinking about it just an hour ago, would you count that as a psychic experiance? such as, you were broacasting the thought and i recieved it and asked?
25. what is the limit of your psychic beliefs?
26. do you believe that there are aliens amongast us, on earth?
27. do you believe that there are aliens, period?(shouldve gone b4 the one b4 this but i cant be bothered to switch em)
28.is there a limit on the amount of questions one can ask?
29. do you understand any languages, besides english?
30. why do you not reveal your age?
31. is it irritating to recieve this many questions?
32. (personal but you can post this publicly if you want) i masturbate 12 - 15 times a day, is this unhealthy? my girlfriend says we will change that to that many times we have sex, but would that be unhealthy as well?
33.what is the most fun youve had in your life?
34. do you have a wife?
35.children? if so how many?
36. why do you simply leave a persons email out of the equation, and post all answers and questions on the site?
37. would doing what i asked in question number 36 be inconvinant?
38. what is the interenet?
39. how is the interenet kept running?
40. would you mind if i stopped questioning you at 40? im out of questions at the moment.

     1. I don't really have a set time. As long as I'm up and at my computer.

2. There's a few answers to this one, but the longest word in a major dictionary is "Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis"

3. No.

4. No, they can't. Not enough friction with all things.

5. Thanks, but I use dc++

6. I'm not a gamer, but maybe try http://www.download-free-games.com

7. There's numerous answers to that question. For now, I'll just cover the first step. You register (pay for) a domain name that's available. You can check to see ones that are available and/or register one at http://domains.com

8. Any domain that's available, and any content your web host will allow. Of course there's restrictions against kiddy porn sites, etc.

9. When they aren't taking my money, sure.

10. Of course!

11. Thousands. Hundreds have probably asked questions, and only a handful or two have probably asked 15.

12. Nope

13. Yes, I listen to rock. Thanks, I'll YouTube some of that stuff.

14. 4 or 5pm+

15. anything before noon

16. I'm afraid I can't do that for you.

17. Not that I know of. Although for some books on Amazon.com you can search inside it, and read some of it.

18. Never read the books, never saw the movies.

19. Never read the books, never saw the movies. But my favorite TV show is The Wonder Years.

20. System just isn't set up that way.

21. It's not hard to do. Most sites have affiliate programs and you just copy/paste the code. Not many require approval.

22. No, they don't require a limit.

23. To sign up for affiliate accounts and get paid, yes, you need to be 18.

24. Thank you very much. No, I would not classify that as a psychic experience. Maybe a coincidence. It was weird though, I'll give you that.

25. I really don't know. I just think they don't know everything.

26. Have aliens ever visited us? Yes. Living here on a daily basis? No.

27. Yes

28. Not really. But maybe in the future there will be.

29. No, only English.

30. I value my privacy.

31. Now it is. Kind of.

32. 12 - 15 times per day? HOLY SHIT! Unhealthy for the skin of your penis, I'd guess. When I was about 12, it was around 4 times per day. Without lubricant. At 4 times, my penis was one raw piece of meat. Scabs would start to form.
It wasn't pleasant.

33. Childhood. Minus the scabs on my penis I just spoke of.

34. I value my privacy.

35. I value my privacy.

36. Don't understand the question. Sorry.

37. Still don't understand the question.

38. This.

39. Is this what a person feels like after answering one of those Myspace surveys?

40. I would love you if you stopped now.

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     Wow, second time I've asked you a question in one night. But this will be a series of question, like that other fellow keeps doing...

1. When I'm done masturbating and I dispose of the jizz, I'm done, ya know? But after I put it in my pants it leaks more stuff, but I don't have time to wait for it to all come out! Anyways, my question is.. Could my mom notice small amounts of jizz on my boxer's/sleeping pants when she is doing laundry?

2. I read that a question (that was recently answered) That asked you what sites you had. I personally can't remember where I stumbled upon your site, and it's bugging the heck outta me. If it's possible, could you let me know? Or tell me your other sites? :3

3. Have you ever heard of a site called byond.com? If not, here's a brief explanation: It's a free to download game.. I don't know what to call it. But anyways, it has it's own programming language (Called DM, I have no idea what it stands for). People code games with simple graphics and stuff, and you have play on a map (Most of the time, and I've never come across a game that made you pay).. The game types range from Harry Potter to Naruto and other anime's like that.. What's my point? There isn't one, I just thought I'd share information with you.. :)

     lol @ other fellow... oh no, please, one fella with an infinite number of questions is enough! :p

1. Let's call that post-cum. I guess it is possible, if you are leaking A LOT, and you are wearing dark underwear. It also depends on whether your mother is excessively snoopy. Do you think she's going to inspect your crotch area?

After you masturbate and cleanup, run your thumb and index finger in an upwards motion on your penis. Like you're milking it. That should get the last drops. 5 - 10 minutes later, do it again and that should do the trick. You say you don't have the time... but that really shouldn't take long. Or, just start wearing lighter pairs of underwear. Honestly, I've never ever noticed semen stains in my boxers. I've noticed post-cum trying to ooze out of my penis at times, but it never goes anywhere.

2. Sure, I'll e-mail you my other sites privately as well.

3. No, I have not. Thank you for the description. It does sound fascinating. Maybe I'll check it out.

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     straight onto the quesitons.

1.how can i tell, when i meet a girl, if she wants to have sex with me?
2. how can i tell if a girl is only with me for the sex?
3. is there a way to seduce girls to date and eventually pleasure them?

     1. I'd imagine she'd show a profound interest in you. Always looking at you, or telling you how hot you are.

2. You can tell probably if all she wants to do with you is have sex. Nothing else. If you two don't connect, don't talk much, don't do anything but have sex... there's a good chance you two are still together because of the sex.

3. Not that I know of...

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     two simple questions.

1.how many quesations have i asked so far, and how many more do i need to top the top questioneers?
2.what is the most questions you have ever gotten, on one day?
3.how long has this site been up and running, two answers, one with the first startup date, and one with all the bugs one the site fixed. (if there were no bugs just say one date)

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no point to that i just felt like putting it there for my amusement.

     1. Well, looking at my 'Pending Questions' tab, I see you just asked me another 50 questions that I haven't even got around to answering yet. I'll get to those soon. So, right now, I'd say you are the new record holder. The previous record holder asked me about 70 in one year's time.

2. About 60. That would be today. All from you.

3. I started the site April of 2007, formatting each Q&A by hand which was a lot of work. It wasn't until July of 2007 until a friend designed a Content Management System for the site to make things easier on me and the whole process automatic.

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     i have a simple question this time, and only one thank god.

what is the most interesting question you have ever recived? how long did it take you to answer it, and why was it so interesting to you?

     I've received lots of interesting questions. Although, if I had to pick just one, it would be this one:

http://afb.com/questions.php?id=63

To this day I still do not know if the guy was serious, messing around, or what. But out of all of them, that one sticks out in my memory the most.

A few minutes... because the answer was obvious.

I mean, what if I had told him yes, and he killed a person because of my encouragement or not taking him seriously? To think someone would even come to me for advice on something like that is a scary thought.

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     okay first id like to thank you for the email cuz i got what i wanted. second ive got a few questions to ask as usual.

1. do you believe in psychic abilities, or just simple coincidence?
2.have you ever actually joined and used myfreepaysite?
3. in a previous answer you mentioned that you had other sites. may i please have a list of them?
4. is it possible to breath at a depth of 300ft underwater, with only a very long straw? i believe it isnt because of the pressure,and the lung capacity needed, but i thought id ask.
5.is there a way one could donate to your cause?
6.is 15 an inappropriate sex age?
7.there is no number 7 :|

thats all. oh and i reccomend you see hellboy two, get smart, hancock, and step brothers at some point, as they are good movies.

i was wondering if know where i can watch movies online for free, legally.

     You're welcome.

1. I guess I do believe in psychic abilities. To an extent.

2. Yes. I've been a member for years and visit the site occasionally. They do have a lot of great content.

3. I checked my logs, and if I recall correctly, you found this site from one of them. I'll send you the list privately.

4. Probably not. That's quite deep.

5. Maybe eventually. Right now I don't have anything set up.

6. That depends on whether you are mature enough to take responsibility for your actions.

7. Yay, a break!

Yeah, I was interested in some of those. Thanks for the recommendations.

Try http://watch-movies.net

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     First off.. Long time no talk. Second, I just told my brother and he said he knew, that I told him before. I don't remember that. But when he told me that I sort of got dry mouthed and nauseated.. And I don't know why.. Anyways, I told him I thought about him that way and he told me that was gross and not to tell him that... He was pretty understanding, but.. I dunno.. I still kind of feel like it didn't accomplish a heck of a lot.

P.S. You can post my previous two questions if you'd like. :D

     Hey there,

Indeed, it has been awhile. Thanks for the update. I'm sorry it didn't go as well as you planned. At least you now know that he knows. I don't know what else you had hoped to accomplish the day you told him... but give it time. It's great that your brother was understanding and doesn't hate you (like you thought he might). I told you!

Thank you for your permission. I just published them.

Best of luck!